The Goon Research Institute is committed to advancing applied neurotribology through high-friction immersion protocols. Our work investigates lubricant behavior under conditions of sustained cognitive and tactile load, with emphasis on threshold response optimization, adaptive neural modulation, and recursive feedback loops. All current research compounds remain under review by the Goon Research Ethical Review Board pending assessment of cumulative neuroplasticity effects and behavioral entrainment risk. No timeline for public release has been authorized.